I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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