how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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