Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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