I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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