My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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