no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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