so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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