they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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