i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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