Where are you?
In a non slutty way
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
did i walk over a car last night?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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