If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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