His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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