Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
