I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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