I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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