I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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