Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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