Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I am midnight drunk by noon
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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