Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is the high leading the old right now
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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