He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
