yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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