LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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