that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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