Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Randomize
