She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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