well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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