Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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