yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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