Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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