I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
