There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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