I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
cat food counts as protein by the way
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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