just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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