Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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