if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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