does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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