p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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