Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Randomize
