WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
be right there i have to get my cape
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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