Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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