Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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