my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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