K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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