hell yes lets make some ravioli
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I love having hate sex.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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