3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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