Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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