I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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