It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
