dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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