you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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