I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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