Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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